Happy Sweet 16 Sakura

I've done a quick sasosaku pic for Sakura's birthday.

Sasori: *appears from nowhere*
Yo, Sakura. *grubs Sakura*

Sakura: *shocked* Sasori?? What the hell!

Sasori: I heard that today is your birthday and you've turned into 16 just now.. *smirks*

Sakura: ..... So?

Sasori: then you'll get married with me. *drags her to Akatsuki hideout*

Sakura: What?! What do you think you're doing?

Sasori: Don't worry I've got a proper priest here. *points at Hidan*

Hidan: Yo! *grins at Sakura and Sasori*

Sasori: *introduces Sakura to him*
This is Sakura, my bride.

Sakura: What? No way! He's not a priest!!

Sasori: Yes, he is. He is a priest of Jashin religion.

Sakura: Jashin? *gulps* Noooo!! Helpppp me, somebodyyy! *tries to get away from Sasori*

Sasori: Don't worry the ceremony won't be long.. *smirks at her while holding her tight*

Anyway, let get our wedding started! *drags her to a alter*

Hidan: *stands in front of them with solemm face*

You, Sasori, do you swear to Jashin that you will make this woman as a lawful wife?

Sasori: Yes, I do.

Sakura: *mortified*

You, Sakura do you swear to Jashin that you will make this man as a lawful husband?

Sakura: N... *suddenly Sakura's mouth moves unconciously and makes the word* Y,Yes. (What? Why??? What happend to my mouthhhh!!)

Sasori: *discreetly controls Sakura's mouth with chakra strings*

Hidan: Now, you two have become lawful husband and wife... Sasori, you may kiss the bride.

Sasori: *grabs Sakura's face and kisses passionately*

Sakura: !!! (blushes and tries to get away from Sasori*

Sasori: *stills kisses*

Hidan: ........ Um... oh well..

Others in Akatsuki: ..... (Sasori, you lucky bastard...)

Daidara: Yo, Hidan?

Hidan: Eh?

Deidara: If someone get marred by Jashin , you can still have more than one spouse right?

Hidan: ..... Yeah..

Deidara: *grabs Sakura's arm* Sakura, marry me!

Sasori: What?? *holds Sakura who feels dizzy after long kiss by Sasori*

Deidara: I wanna be your husband 2, Un. (holds Sakura's hand softly*

Sasori: Deidara..... You... *growls*

After peaceful wedding of Sasori/Sakura, the place has turned into total chaos by Deidara's proposition to Sakura.